OK, the Will to Win idea did not pan out for me today. I tried, but i could not get into the winning mindset when I was sleepy.
Felt like I was stuck on the sleep train, and I wanted to just keep riding it.
I have a new plan for tomorrow, I am going to try to do the opposite of trying to go to sleep!
- Instead of being quiet I am going to make noises.
- Instead of being still I am going to wiggle and start moving.
- I am going to start thinking of a million things.
All those things that prevent me from falling asleep may in fact help me wake up!
At least that’s my theory. I will post again if this idea works or not.
Fresh Edit: It works!
I found a small drum and put it next to the bed. I also found a giant conche horn.
Upon first consciouseness-
- Counted to 10 silently, then again slightly faster, keep repeating until counting very quickly.
- Grabbed the drum and pull it into the bed, started a slow beat, all I could muster up, then after a minute sped up the tempo slightly, a little more, then a little more, eventually I was jammin’ on a pretty fast beat.
- At this point I was pretty darn awake, then I got up and blew the conche horn!
- went to the kitchen and made coffee, brushed teeth, made breakfast etc.